I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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