Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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