just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
