why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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