Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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