fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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