and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
tonight lets celebrate not being married
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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