Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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