Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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