Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do herpes really smell.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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