So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize