he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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