Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If i come over, it means nothing
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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