Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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