I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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