carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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