just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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