I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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