your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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