By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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