Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she woke up with a sticky ear
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
