is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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