If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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