I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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