i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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