I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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