And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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