Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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