I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
