if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
A bitchslap is in order.
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