I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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