but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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