Welp...herpes.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize