Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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