planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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