plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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