I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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