When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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