Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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