My hand turned me down
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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