The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Randomize