I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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