Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I will pee on everything he values.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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