You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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