David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She just used a chaser for red wine.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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