idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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