Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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