Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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