You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
