i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
