I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
whose parrot is this?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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