I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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