I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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